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Taylor Swift Sings Another Hit with 'SNL' Monologue

By Dave Paris on November 8, 2009

NEW YORK — Taylor Swift has written another hit song, this one in the form of her hilarious Saturday Night Live monologue.

The first-time host fired plenty of shots in her musical number dubbed "Monologue Song (La La La)," including one directed at her former flame, Joe Jonas.

"You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy who broke up with me on my phone, but I'm not going to mention him," sang Swift. "Hey Joe, I'm doing real well. Tonight I'm hosting SNL, but I'm not going to brag about that."

Swift also had news for people thinking she's since found love in the arms of Taylor Lautner.

"If you're wondering if I might be dating a werewolf from Twilight," sang Swift, who then mouthed, "Hi, Taylor" and blew a kiss.

As expected, the 19-year-old star also had something for Kanye West, who famously interrupted her speech at September's MTV Video Music Awards.

"You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye," sang Swift in a somber tone.

"But there's nothing more to say because everything's okay, I've got security lining the stage," she continued while being flanked by SNL cast members Bill Hader and Jason Sudeikis.

© NBC Photo: Dana Edelson

 

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